"I don't expect no Don Quixote or nuffin, but you could be more.... you know...."
"Don Quixote????......Don Quixote???? what, like windmills and giants???? ohhhhh Don Juan"
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
The Odious Complex
Overheard on a bus in Gloucester
Her: "I gotta do Freud"
Him: "I thought you did that"
Her: "I did that last year but I gotta do it again.
He's a really freaky guy. He's got this theory right.
When a girl is born she fancies 'er dad and is jealous of 'er mum. When a boy is born 'e fancies 'is mum and is jealous of 'is dad.
It's called the odious complex.
See this [girl points to book], 'the odious complex'."
Her: "I gotta do Freud"
Him: "I thought you did that"
Her: "I did that last year but I gotta do it again.
He's a really freaky guy. He's got this theory right.
When a girl is born she fancies 'er dad and is jealous of 'er mum. When a boy is born 'e fancies 'is mum and is jealous of 'is dad.
It's called the odious complex.
See this [girl points to book], 'the odious complex'."
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