sweet love

"I don't expect no Don Quixote or nuffin, but you could be more.... you know...."

"Don Quixote????......Don Quixote???? what, like windmills and giants???? ohhhhh Don Juan"

The Odious Complex

Overheard on a bus in Gloucester

Her: "I gotta do Freud"

Him: "I thought you did that"

Her: "I did that last year but I gotta do it again.
He's a really freaky guy. He's got this theory right.

When a girl is born she fancies 'er dad and is jealous of 'er mum. When a boy is born 'e fancies 'is mum and is jealous of 'is dad.

It's called the odious complex.

See this [girl points to book], 'the odious complex'."